Creative writing

Rhino, damn god had a good moment when he created that animal, how could he make something as cool as a freaking rhino. Come on, it weighs like a ton and it has a big-ass horn, and it’s an herbivore. So it doesn’t even need the horn to like hunt prey, since its prey is flowers and other vegetarian stuff. Never have I seen such an interesting creature. And its horn is made out of the same matter, as our hair?! Like what the F. who would think that our hair could create a meter long horn of destruction. Some people says that those rhinos are almost extinct, I think otherwise, I bet those bad-ass creatures are just planning to make their comeback, as the natures most awesome animal.
Who would ever take a duel against a rhino, like good luck killing yourself dumbass, and still there are some poachers who kills these wonderful animals, just to take their horn, like what the hell, you could just shave your head and press it together. It is almost the same thing. Go to hell poachers, I hope a rhino will shove its horn up your a** so you can see how it feels to be fucked over by nature. Back to the subject, the rhinos live like on that continent Afrika, where a lot of cool animals live, but none of them as cool as the rhino, come on, it is like a tank, thick panzer with a horn that can destroy like everything. It’s crazy how awesome these animals are. creationism at its best, even though I’m not a religious dude, evolution cannot have made something as epic as a rhino, I bet the rhinos would even kill them dinosaurs, with their destructive power.
Now that i think about it rhinos are pretty damn cool